Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NEWS JUST IN ....

FOB United have consolidated their win from last week with a second successive triumph at Stadium 34 in Moe. The Fat Old Bastards took a 3-1 lead into the half time break, and finished with a remarkable 6-1 victory over some other team who's name slips momentarily from this star-struck reporter's mind.

Particularly impressive were the two goals awarded to the illustrious captain - particularly the one that bounced awkwardly off his knee and into the goal much to his own seeming amazement.

FOB United are definitely the team to watch this season ... if only for a giggle.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!
Were you the illustrious captain per chance?

Link said...

Oh but of course.

Anonymous said...

I sit here, wondering why I even asked.....